Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones, via stutter-like-joe-walker)
Let’s just thank god that John Green didn’t have Hazel and Augusts text like normal teenagers
because can you imagine
(via theinvisiblerebel)
reason s to date me
- i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget
- i am very popular in nintendogs
- i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
- macaroni and cheese
- i
(via continually-wondering)
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
(via invalid-lover)
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
(via fallout227)
